Hey there, Beautiful — yes, you with the glossy mane!

Tired of muddy paddocks and cramped quarters? You deserve better — and this 4.5-acre slice of heaven was built with you in mind. Imagine trotting out every morning from your barn, complete with roomy stalls, solid concrete floors (no sinking hooves here), fresh water, electric, and even a roughed-in bath for your humans. That’s right — they can stay close by while you enjoy your breakfast hay in comfort. And wait till you see the pastures — wide, open, and ready for grazing, all within view of the 4-season sunroom, where your humans will sip coffee and brag about you every morning. Need more space for your gear, trailer, or tractor? There’s a outbuilding too — perfect for all your fancy horse things (or theirs). The main house is a real showpiece — over 4,000 sq ft of living space with vaulted ceilings, fireplace and a kitchen fit for carrot prep (they call it “custom cabinetry and stainless appliances”). When they’re not pampering you, they’ll be soaking in their jetted tub, enjoying that big walk-in closet, or gathering downstairs by the granite wet bar after a day at the barn. Best of all, you’ll always stay connected — Starlink high-speed internet means your humans can stream training videos, order your supplements, and post your best pasture pics online. So, go ahead — swish that tail, toss that mane, and let’s gallop on over. Because this isn’t just a home — it’s your happily ever after, with room to roam and humans who finally get it.